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Humor in business documents is like a quark: very hard to produce.

Why is it so hard to write something that makes people laugh? Mainly because writing eliminates so many elements of communications — tone of voice, body language, timing, inflection, etc. — that make people laugh.  It’s very hard to write funny.  Moral of the story: don’t try.  Learn more in the video:

Telling a lame joke makes you look lame

I’ve heard a lot of speakers recently who must have been coached to always start a presentation with a joke.  They follow this advice to the letter and wind up telling jokes that a) have nothing to do with the topic at hand, and b) aren’t funny.  Telling a non-topical, non-funny joke just wastes time.  Worse, a lame joke makes you look lame.  Find out more in the video:

When will B2B companies use social media?

The best business use of social media seems to come from business-to-consumer companies. Indeed, have you seen Tiffany’s new Facebook page? They’ve mastered the art of the timeline and are even bringing back old jewelry designs based on their followers’ votes.

So what about B2B companies? I decided to investigate using the Social Business Index published by the Dachis Group.  I think of the SBI as a Klout score for businesses.  The Dachis Group says the Index, “…analyzes the effectiveness of strategies and tactics organizations employ to engage the market through social channels….”  The Index includes several thousand companies and is continually updated.

As you might imagine, B2C companies dominate the top end on the Index.  You see names like Coca-Cola, Disney, Facebook, Google, Nike, Starbucks, and Zynga.  The average score for all companies (the Composite Index) is 1,577. The companies just mentioned all scored well above 2,000.

And B2B companies?  Not so easy to find.  I looked for tech companies and found only three — HP, Intel, and Cisco – with scores above 1,577.  The top B2B software company appears to be Oracle, with a slightly-below-average score of 1,220. That puts Oracle in 185th place compared to all companies. SAP is not far behind with a score of 1,122 and a rank of 218.

The scores drop quickly from there. EMC, Symantec, and Salesforce.com were the only other B2B software companies with scores greater than 1,000.  I’m sorry to say that my old company, Lawson (now Infor) had a score of 187 which put it in 813th place. You can see all the B2B tech companies, including some services companies, in the attached pdf:  B2B – Social Business Index

I’ll keep track of these companies and blog about their relative positions approximately once a month.  I’m expecting B2B companies to incorporate more and more social media into their marketing programs.  Let’s find out who the leaders will be.

 

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